so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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