Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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