She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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