So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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