yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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