Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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