We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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