She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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