Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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