chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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