i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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