Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
