So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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