So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
BRING THE BAGELS
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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