So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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