Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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