people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She's the barista slut.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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