when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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