Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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