We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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