Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize