Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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