Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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