Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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