New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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