Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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