it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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