69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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