why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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