You don't have asthma, your pregnant
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Buhtt sex?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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