I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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