Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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