So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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