I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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