Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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