Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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