I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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