what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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