Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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