you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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