that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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