your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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