You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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