ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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