I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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