bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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