Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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