Do you still have your period?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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