Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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