whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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