Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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