I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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