And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
