Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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