i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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